{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}
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