{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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\"Needing/Getting\" is a song by American rock band OK Go, from their 2010 album Of the Blue Colour of the Sky. A music video, released in February 2012 as an advertisement for Super Bowl XLVI, features the band performing the song by driving a Chevy Sonic through a rally car course, striking musical instruments on the sides of the course with extensions from the car to create the music.
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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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