{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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